What a Mess!
6.5
68 Reviews
1995
2h 23min
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
Storyline
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
Released
30 March 1995
Runtime
2h 23min
Director
Budget
$1,200,000
Genre
Status
Released
Language
Russian
Production
Mosfilm, Zhanr
Cast
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Aleksandr Voroshilo
Kozma
Nonna Mordyukova
Registry Office Worker
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Vladimir Gusev
General
Gennady Matveev
General
Boris Smorchkov
General
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Ivan Martynov
Mafiosi
Sergey Ruban
Mafiosi
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Aleksei Buldakov
Acting
Marina Golub
Acting
Aleksey Yakubov
Acting
Elena Bushueva
Acting
Aleksandr Nikitchenko
Acting
O. Puchkova
Acting
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Acting
Pyotr Merkuryev
Acting
Lyudmila Velikaya
Acting
Olga Streltsova
Acting
Viktor Eltsov
Acting
T. Chudotvortseva
Acting
Ira Davydova
Acting
Natasha Davydova
Acting
Lyudmila Larionova
Acting
Vyacheslav Solovyov
Acting
Ekaterina Krol
Acting
Anatoly Kalmykov
Acting
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Pavel Remnyov
(uncredited)
Timur Kogan
(uncredited)
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Oleg Kozhemyakin
(uncredited)
Leonid Aleksandrov
(uncredited)
Irina Borodulina
(uncredited)
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Irina Davydova
(uncredited)
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara
(uncredited)
Sergey Labyrin
(uncredited)
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Andrey Tunik
(uncredited)
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
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