Cruise of the Gods
5.1
8 Reviews
2002
1h 30min
Andy Van Allen, former hero of a cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy recieves an ususual offer - the Children of Castor fan club organising a cruise around the Greek islands with him as the prinicipal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Storyline
Andy Van Allen, former hero of a cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy recieves an ususual offer - the Children of Castor fan club organising a cruise around the Greek islands with him as the prinicipal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Released
23 December 2002
Runtime
1h 30min
Director
Genre
Status
Released
Language
English
Production
BBC, Baby Cow Productions
Cast
Rob Brydon
Andy Van Allen
Steve Coogan
Nick Lee
David Walliams
Jeff Monks
James Corden
Russell
Philip Jackson
Hugh Bispham
Niall Buggy
Graham Ball
Helen Coker
Jenny
Rachel Shelley
Yasmina
Jack Jones
Himself
Brian Conley
Himself
Robin Weaver
Vivienne
Daniel Cerqueira
Daniel
Matt Whitelock
Neil
Julian Field
Billy's Time Bike Fan
Arturo Venegas
Captain Koulouris
Di Botcher
Mrs Hatcher
Gray O'Brien
'Casualty' Doctor
Lisa McNaught
Gemma Clay
Gavan O'Herlihy
Mickey
Shelley Blond
PA Romy
Tom Alexopoulos
Jim Schneider
Paul Mark Elliott
Castor Voice Over
Jake Broder
Lloyd
Russell Brand
Woolly Hat Fan
Vasilis Panayi
Photographer
Cole Borris
One-eyed Child
Dallas Messias
Jack Jones Fan
Andrew McHale
Pool 'Castormind' Fan
Ugo Mazin
'Watson'
Ian Robertson
'Ponytailed Scumbag'
Lisa Wood
Child of Castor
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